I've been thinking a lot about alligators...

Dear minions,

It's not easy being an alligator.

How do you make friends when everybody always thinks you are going to eat them?

How do you keep friends when every now and then you can't help yourself and you eat just one...

If you have any ideas, let me know because I'm looking to fill my moat with alligators, but I'd like if we could hang out without it being awkward.