Avoid that awkward talk with your kids! Let youtube teach your toddlers about the birds and the bees!

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

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The internet in 2018 has evolved into a truly amazing thing. Jam packed with life changing resources, quality information, entertainment, convenient shopping, and deep, meaningful social connections formed on platforms such as facebook, and instagram.

One of the most impactful aspects is the educational information accessable with just a few clicks, a lot of times free of charge thanks to awesome platforms like YouTube. This opens up many doors for our youth to learn and grow with countless videos teaching them everything from how to build bombs, to "how to get any girl to make out with you within 2 minutes of meeting her". Perfect environment to mold young minds.

Today I stumbled on a great YouTube channel offering a wealth of information on sex education, so your child can learn the facts of life in a comfortable environment, with bubbly music, fun dancing, and quality info. It's always awkward when the time comes to teach your kids about vaginas, and masterbating with their friends, so some awesome people made a video for you. Obviously this is the kind of info your child should learn from a foreign stranger online. They make sure to explain in detail, how warm, moist and inviting the coochi really is, and how much fun it is to play with. Double the fun with friends. They even lay down about 20 different names for a vagina, so they don't get confused when their friends ask to see their "yoni". My favorite was "Mound of Venus". Don't worry, they make sure to teach about boundaries. They clearly state that of your friends want to masterbate alone, then you need to respect their wishes.

Well here's the video. It looks like it's directed towards kids about 4-7 years old. Throw your kids in front of the screen, and let someone else teach them about sex in the most elequint fashion imaginable. Soon the internet will do all the parenting for you. YouTube is just overflowing with quiality role models for your children to idolize. Dont be alarmed when they spend 5-10 hours watching children's content online, because this is what they're watching. Have a look....

I hope your kids had as much fun learning about group masterbation as I did. If you guys would like, I'll share some more of the best children's content YouTube has to offer. Another channel I really enjoy is all about naked dolls being injected with real syringes. It a not weird at all. It has millions of veiws so obviously it's quality. Have a great night steemit!

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-Daniel

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That’s a weird video. Reminds me of some crazy feminist sociology professors I had in college. They spent a lot of time on the social construction of how women are taught to view their vaginas negatively & unclean. Seems like the video is a misguided academic approach to get early positive programming in there. Or they are subliminally trying to turn kids into perverts 🤔 could go either way

I'm sure they have some academic exude for this. Also I'm sure their is a language barrier that makes it even weirder for Americans. I'm genuinely concerned about the shit kids are watching on YouTube and instagram. I catch my 7 year old nephew watching disturbing shit that is made for kids. They get into a transe and keep clicking on related videos. This one isn't even the worst, and some of these channels are making tens of thousands of dollars a month.

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That's so messed up. I pity the children of today with parents who aren't paying attention.

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