The One Night Stand - A Shitty Poem
The One Night Stand
I ready my nose for the smell that will start
The disgusting smell of fresh human waste
Wait! I can make out the faint smell of broccoli
I didn't order vegetables, I think they are wack
I recall dialing my phone and calling that skank
After all that I drank, it's anyone's guess
Was it that chick that I met back in September?
Could it be because of this unbearable stink?
I slip out of bed, and quietly tiptoe
I just hope I didn't pick her up on the streets
I remember she ordered broccoli and beef
Uh oh what's that? I think I've got wood
Then despair hits because I ran out of rubbers
If only I could remember this farting chick's name!
I like yout "Shitty poem" :D
Upvoted & Followed you as well!
Hmm..I don't know, Chris. I think you might have real potential as a poet. A little of Anne Sexton and a lot of Andrew Dice Clay. :)
Gee thanks! Unfortunately it's not a true story!
I didn't want to laugh but i really did haha. Well done!
Why didn't you want to laugh? It's not too bad, is it? I think I'm right up there with Shakespeare!
It was very good I must admit. The title shitty poem made me dubious as to how boyish it would be lol but I really liked it. Must be a boy at heart :-)
When I came up with the title I called it a "shitty" poem in reference to the content. In other words it was a play off of the whole "farting under the covers" thing.
I wouldn't classify it as very good, as compared to some of my other articles, but I was in a humorous mood and just felt like playing around. I actually can't believe it made $10 too!
well it did make me laugh....you should do more !
I might.