Chronicles of Alan :Who Prospers?

When My Dad retired ,he announced that he now had the time to make fools pay! ( will do a post on this)

I now know exactly what he meant!

Before My rather sudden retirement, I was in Overdraft, Maxxed out Credit Card and still had a Small Bond with ABSA Bank here in South Africa.
Subsequently with assistance from My Children , and then selling my house , I have paid them off and placed a ( to me) large sum on a MoneyMarket account.

Mind you the way Steemit is going I could be heading for a New Sensation ( INXS)

This is the mail sent off a few minutes ago

Alan Bibb [email protected]
2:12 PM (0 minutes ago)

to polserv
I have just had a long recorded ( I assume) conversation with a young Man called Patrick about My Funeral Policy held By Absa .

I am not putting my ID number on this , but my Postal Address is PO Box 3037 Kenmare 1745. from which you should be able to deduce My Policy Number.

I purchased this Policy from you in 1998 , never received the Documents , but certainly received the deductions off my account! Quite a few years ago I was told by my Wife that we did not have a copy of the Funeral Policy , I contacted ABSA and received this document showing that the Prosper , used in your adverts was definitely not for me, the client!

At age 61 the Policy suddenly halved in value,

so obviously, by your calculations , the older one gets the less is required to bury them?
I contacted a few Funeral Homes and it would appear that their calculations do not agree with yours? I am positive that they ,then, are mistaken?
Anyway , as I have already paid in far more than would ever be spent on us ,

I am telling you to no longer deduct any monies from my account and to consider this last deduction (1st of May 2017) to be the last and final from me to this , lets be polite , Onerous Scheme.

Regards,

A.W.G. Bibb