Joke of the Day #1 "A woman got on a bus, holding a baby."

in #fun7 years ago

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.

The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle 

seat near the rear of the bus.



The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what 

was wrong.


"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.


The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say 

things to insult passengers."


"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."


"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." 


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