What would a man say when his wife first decided to drive the car?

funnyjokes (55)in #fun • 7 years ago

For starters, I hope that she has already set and made enough that we can not go anywhere.
No, no ... you better leave your new Italian shoe with 13 centimeters at home
Okay, I'm going to be silent, but you still get some to convert.
Super, now unlock the door and enter the car.
On the driver's side.
The door to the steering wheel.
Do you see this circle? This is the steering wheel.
Surrender.
First, you can not wear your platforms. Second - go home from something acceptable
No, and these do not happen.
Do not list all your shoes. Just take your sneakers.
Repeat points 4 to 8.
Okay, now put the key in the hole under the steering wheel and turn it.
It's normal to go back a little, do not you hear the ignition.
Put the fire extinguisher back on, ignition is not what you think
Now stop pressing the throttle - this is not the clutch.
You have an automatic, there is no third pedal, just move the lever to D
Do not sit back, automatically does not mean she's going to be alone. Sit behind the wheel, please.
Remove the parking brake.
The hand between the two seats
No, it's not a "dirty lever", it's a handbrake.
Press the knob and lower the handle down
Stop frowning, this is done everyday by millions of drivers around the world, including men.
Gently press the throttle.
Of course, he will not go - take the stick against thieves.
And from the wheel also.
Turn on the left turn signal.
There is a lever on the steering wheel - push it down
No, your car is not so cool that the blinkers are on the windshield. Turn off the wipers and press down on the other lever.
Okay, we went
I did not think you needed to take that Trabant's bumper
Indeed, a beautiful tree.
It was
So we move - it's a plus
What does the sympathetic youth behind the wheel of the neighboring car think of you and why it looks so mysteriously does not matter at all?
Stop laughing at him
It's not a brute, I warned you.
And what do you want from a man who has not entered a little for your sake?
Drive carefully, do not look at the showcases
Okay, if you want to go into the shop, park
Turn on the right turn signal.
Turn off the wipers and press the other lever up
Go to the right.
SEE BACK FOR VOLUNTEER !!!!
Uffffffff
Look in the rear-view mirror and gradually lower the speed by going to the right-hand lane.
Well, this biker can not save him anymore.
And the cyclist also.
They are alive - they have helmets.
Carefully park next to the sidewalk
No, it's not a "clowning clown," and it's a pedestrian who's over his legs.
Quietly - first, you did not tire your tires, and secondly, he would not go anywhere anymore, let alone the sidewalk.
Exit the road again and park normally.
No, this pedestrian was himself to blame.
Amazing how a petite girl like you can carry so many bags and bags from the store.
Continue on, let go of the left turn signal, look in the mirror and forward.
In the mirror, dear, it is not seen whether your makeup has spread out, and whether your lipstick is in place, but whether you will prevent someone from going out on the road.
No, it's not a wind sign, it's a cataclysm
With your thumb you take away from you - park yourself.
No, it's not a deaf, just move the car from his leg.
And from the other.
And the rear tire.
Yeah, he was kissing before. Just get out of the car.
No, you did not drop your baton, just the door should open more gently.
You better stay here, and I'll talk to him.
Believe me, I SAY YOU WILL NOT INTERESTS YOU!
Your rights, I better drive further.