As he walked into the kitchen.
"Get out of my kitchen!" Now she was bitchin'.
"What time will dinner be ready?" yelled Teddy.
"When I say it is ready!" yelled his wife Betty.
Pouring Exlax to the max, the meat sauce would be heady.
Betty knew he was having an affair; it was the blonde with short hair,
Who worked at the bakery making doughnuts, what a putz.
Betty named her "Miss Doughnut Hole,"
Because of Teddy's role, with his manly pole.
After dinner, doughnuts were served.
Teddy's eyes bugged out; caught, no doubt.
His acid reflex gerd, he purged.
Teddy sat for hours on the toilet bowl, his body taking a heavy toll.
Dehydrated and thirsty, he begged for mercy.
Betty, elated with his moans and groans,
Threw his clothes out the window shouting, "It's time for you to go!"
She left for work and yelled, "Teddy, you are such a jerk!"
"See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!"
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