I just now saw this. Laughed my ass off. "A big hairy donut." OMG You slay me, Rat Bastard.
The funniest part? I heard the whole story in my head being told in your actual voice. 110 times better. Everyone should have that experience. LOL
Hey. . .you should read this on the radio show. . .. I will DM you.
Thank you kindly, Rhonda. As you know, I am a shy and retiring type and would probably be too nervous to read this on radio. Unless beer. Which, given the time of year, may be an option ;)