EXEGETICAL THESIS ON THE EVILS OF THE HEN 3

I woke up to an angry, urgent knocking on my door; as a matter of fact, it appeared that whoever was on the other side of my door was eager to knock it down. Afraid that this irate individual would eventually destroy my door, I rushed to the door and quickly opened it, only to receive an earth-shattering slap to my face.

For a moment, I was dazed by the force of the blow. Some people whose identities were currently unknown suddenly descended on me and beat the living stars out of me. From my vantage point on the ground, I realized they were police men, thanks to their uniforms.

Let me point out that in my country, if you have an argument with the policeman, you may as well just decide that the policeman is right, and you are a criminal, even though you did nothing wrong. After the men had satisfied themselves beating me stupid, their highest-ranked officer came to look at me.

“Get this criminal to his feet,” he barked, as his men hoisted me to my feet. Then a strange look crossed his face, and he turned to one of the policemen holding me.

“This is not the man we’re looking for, you fool!” he shouted. “This is the wrong address.”

All of a sudden, someone bolted from the house opposite mine, most likely the person whom the police had been supposed to be giving their attentions.

Without so much as an apology, the lawmen dropped me and gave chase. Their boss looked at me, muttered something that sounded like the undigested remains of an apology farted out of his mouth, and then waddled off in the general direction of which his men had run.

And then I saw them. Nine black hens. They were all standing on a bamboo fence, in a line, watching me. Of course, you will tell me that all that happened to me was a mere unfortunate event. And so you’d tell me that all these misfortunes, which are probably more than the average person experiences in their lifetime, are as the result of a simple twist of fate. Like I believe that.

Having decided that I could not be one-upped by a bunch of stupid birds, I decided on the grand revenge: large-scale elimination of my enemies. I had thought of how to carry out the plan, and after some consideration, I happened on the most convenient way to get about it.

To be Continued..

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That little boy,

@pearlumie