Jokes 1001 #19 Mental Patient
A pilot has been assigned to bring 30 mental patients to a new area on a plane.
On the scheduled day, as promised by the pilot, he took the 30 mental patients aboard the plane. The 29 patients were too happy to board the plane that they jumped and jumped inside the airplane. Only one patient keep quiet and just sat on the chair.
As the airplane flew up into the sky, it was shaking because of the 29 patients keep on jumping arround. The pilot became impatient with the 29 patients. He could not control the shaking plane. The pilot asked the quiet patient to tell his friends to stop jumping and playing arround.
Five minutes later, the plane become steadily. It was a bit quiet at the back so the pilot once again asked the quiet patient,
"How come its suddenly quiet back there? What did you said to your friends?"
The patient responded,