Epstein "Suicide" Transforms Normies into Conspiracy Theorists aka Domestic Terrorists
It happened.
As predicted.
Jeffrey Epstein has apparently "committed suicide" in his New York prison cell while under "suicide watch". You know, where they put you in a special cell to make sure you DON'T off yourself, yeah that sort of suicide watch.
Or wait...maybe it doesn't mean what we think it means.
Let's seek another explanation from the everyday lazy man's go-to oracle of unbiased information to settle it, shall we?
There it is!
The internet has been set ablaze with talk of #epsteinsuicide and #ClintonBodyCount, you know the "conspiracy theory" that discusses how people closely connected to the Clinton's end up - well, dead.
Sometimes magically shooting themselves twice in the back of the head or crushing their throats in freak weightlifting accidents in their living rooms, people who associated with the Clinton's don't just end up dead, they end up really, really dead. Arkancide dead, often leaving a convincing suicide note no less.
Mainstream Narratives Never Die.
It Was Russia, Bitch!
Is there nothing that we CAN'T blame on the Russian's at this point?
This absolutely pathetic attempt to conflate the msm's favorite propaganda trope spectacularly backfires with just a few comments... from well known Russian bots, of course.
Ooouuuch, "Conforming Joe" just got his assed served to him first thing in the morning.
Check out this @an0nkn0wledge beauty!
The Curious Case of the Death of Joe Scarborough's Intern Lori Klausutis
C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y
Even Twitter favorite and Wall Street philosopher, Nassim Taleb had to backtrack and admit that in this case the existence of an actual conspiracy is the only plausible explanation. Incompetence probably did play a factor in the first botched attempt to rub out Epstein.
Let's not forget recently declassified FBI documents detailing the THREAT of Conspiracy Theorists. Tin Foil Hatters are now considered to be DOMESTIC TERRORISTS when they dare to express their first amendment rights of free speech. That would mean that millions upon millions of Americans that do not conform to orthodox group think and media propaganda are now deemed to be a potential national security threat. YAY!
Predicting the End
Ann Mother Fucking Coulter called this, I mean that has to mean something, right?
No matter what your politics are, this outcome was highly predictable. Considering the powerful people linked to Epstein, there's no way the powers that be could let this debacle continue.
One of the first things that came to mind was the DC MADAM case. She also had a black book with a list of powerful individuals in Washington that were engaged in prostitution. She too was conveniently "suicided" and her story has almost completely disappeared from memory.
More Reaction to Epstein's Death
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Hey there friend,
I just dropped by to say "thanks" for your frequent support, but came across this piece of yours about Epstein, and found it rather amusing...
Reminded me of this meme:
Take care, and thanks for keeping your eyes open and pointing out the obvious for the rest of us who are too busy, but who know that something's usually rotten in Denmark...
😄😇😄
That suicide note wasn't 'real' was it, like 'real' according to MSM?
And considering Trump is now endorsing the FBI go after 'threats' ('conspiracy theorists' as you point out) to stop those being radicalized by the internet and indoctrinated into a culture of violence by video games from carrying out mass shootings 'before they happen', I wonder how long til' they start rounding up all us 'crazy conspiracy theorists' who question Epstein's 'suicide'.
Sorry @jasonliberty, I wrote several responses to you but they got lost in the steem ether somehow...
First off, LOL, no the suicide note is not 'rea'l and afaik it's complete satire. But I get you, actual information/satire/propaganda are so difficult to separate these days.
Your last comment is what we should all be worried about, expressing yourself and holding an unorthodox opinion about events/gov/reality is slowly but surely becoming a crime. We have all the elements for Thought Police coming into place - namely the surveillance state and widespread censorship. Labeling free thinking people as terrorists is very disturbing, indeed.
I think we can expect a pretty big scandal in the next few days, something big enough to make people forget the Epstein 'suicide'... A mass shooting would be nice, but we've already had two last week...
My thoughts exactly, this will be washed away by some tragic and sensational news that will receive endless media coverage to help wipe it from memory. Great observation!
This is likely going to be an enduring internet discussion, mainstream will wipe it away soon enough - likely there will be some scapegoat found soon also.
Don't you know, it's Trump's fault!
I don't know about fault, but Trump is a sleaze anyway :D
Why, because CNN and MSNBC said so?
Because I have seen him in interviews for 30 years. I haven't watched the news in 5 years or more.
Epstein is the scapegoat. They will provide the media with all the lurid details of his perversion and steer the narrative away from a blackmail honey pot intelligence operation and towards a single depraved pedophile.
My prediction is that if they pursue Maxwell she will claim that Epstein abused her as well, she feared for her life and that she was forced to participate, etc, etc,...
All a coverup of course. You're correct, this story will survive temporarily and then get memory holed.
I meant a scapegoat to explain the "suicide watch" issue. Yes, he is the fall guy for the ring. When I was young there was a similar case (no presidents of the US) in my home city where a group called "the family" was operating raping and killing kids.
This was the scapegoat for that case, all the lawyers, politicians and doctors never had a name revealed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevan_Spencer_von_Einem
He wasn't suicided though, just buried. The case appeared and disappeared in hours....
That the government fills them with terror.
I believe the script already called for it, but thinking this will add more foundation to a Trump reelection.
What I'm curious about is if he is really dead, or the whole thing was scripted to make it look like something was being done in the name of justice. Wouldn't be surprised if he is very much alive, healthy and enjoying a new rich life under a new identity. I always suspected the CIA asset Osama is still alive as well.
Keeping it 100 - yup. I think his case was too high-profile so he was probably relieved of his assignment and taken to safety by his employers - CIA/Mossad/Mafia/Israel - take your pick.
Aren't those one and the same club? The Italian mafia are like little fluffy puppies compared to these guys.
I wonder what happened to Osama Bin Laden, Michael Jackson, etc. I don't even know what happened to JFK.
I've been following this case for years. It's truly messed up. I don't think he would have talked though. He had years to say something. If anything this will allow the case to move forward. Anyone trying to obstruct justice here should be put on a watchlist.
Some of those tweets are so epic...It's pretty amazing that with all the conjecture and talk of this happening, they really don't give a shit. They just continue on their merry way with the same old playbook.
That was my original take on what may end up happening, back when the story came back from the dead..
Paul Joseph Watson tells it well.
Thanks, I'll try to give this a viewing as soon as I can. I will say that Paul and others predicted this, and the writing was on the wall for all to see. They can't let this go to trial, are you kidding me!?
The title "Dead men tell no tales" makes me think of:
All of these people had the ability to expose the USG in some way.
Nah, we can't take the risk, these people need to be offed before they speak on record.
Funny how all the conspiracy crowd and Qtards talk about Clinton's connections to Epstein. Nobody talks about how Trump loved the guy and gave Acosta, the man who let him off the first time, a top job....
Cg
I'm not sure if you're referring to me...but in case you're unaware you can check my history on Trump and Epstein and you'll find I don't fall into either of these camps - they're all corrupt and compromised as far as I'm concerned. The right/left paradigm, divide and conquer divisions about Epstein have been in play for years already. Both sides not able to fathom that the ruling class protects their own and the dems/reps partisan lines are political theatre.
Absolutely not, I was speaking generally...
Very true. For me, if someone is an evil predator then I don't really care what their political allegiances are supposed to be.
Cg
Shit, I've been a part time domestic terrorist for 25 years and wasn't aware...
Crazy how many people had a strong feeling this would happen, so now we just wait for some 'shocking' news to distract the eyes.
lol @ joe heenan's tweet!
Lol, joe heenan's tweet is awesome.
Yeah, apparently the numbers of tin foiler hatters just increased a million percent ;)