The magnificent story of the bird with crystal feathers

The time has come, to tell you incredulous people with mediocre lives, the fascinating story of bird with crystal feathers, with a golden beak and leaving titanium droppings, living 1,000 years in a cave on the moon and that flew to the sun to cool down a little, with his companion the blue monkey with psychic powers that he could sing...

-First of all, you must say "Of the bird" not "of bird"

Shut up, don't interrupt. cof cof, let's continue, with the true story that will be told around the solar system, so before telling it I wish and I hope everyone will shut up, that the carpenters leave their tools, the musicians rest from doing magic, that the athletes stop chasing your dreams for a moment, that the lawyers stop making contracts with the devil and listen to my voice, listen like the blue hippo that traveled to the moon...

-Bird with crystal feathers and golden beak that already lived on the moon...

From the bird with crystal feathers and golden beak that already lived on the moon, he surprised the entire galaxy with his incredible song with his partner, the blue monkey, who played the guitar by the way...

-The monkey is the one who sings...

And also sing, now let's see friends, enemies, idiots and not so much, as all this magnificent story happens while there is music, where there are tragedies, where there are cries of robots and a heartbreak between a cat and a crocodile, where everything can happen and It's over, stay tuned for any detail, because if you blink you can miss everything, even from the tragedy that our heroes live when they visit Canada, that country where nothing is illegal...

-First, magnificent is not a word, and second, in Canada there are laws...

As I said ... Everything is legal, from peeing with the toilet lid down to shouting at your dog, from eating sitting to talking on the phone lying down. What could happen in this crazy and magnificent story of our heroes? Will the monkey clean all the bird's feces to get rich? Will the bird realize that eating chicken is cannibalism for him? Find out here and now... Well, what do you think? Can I be a good story writer?

-Keep studying friend... really...