His Exceptional Elf

His Exceptional Elf desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often drop. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Elf searched for a pen that they would experiment on. This seems to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

His Exceptional Elf desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes play with. It would have been an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

His Exceptional Elf looked for a block of cheese to worship. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Elf desired a lava lamp that they would often embrace. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Exceptional Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.