Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - THE CLINTON FOUNDATION (An ongoing series)

This week we roast one of the key tools of the Clinton Crime Family, The Clinton Foundation. 

My comments are in bold and italics

From

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/about

We believe that the best way to unlock human potential is through the power of creative collaboration. That's why we build partnerships between businesses, NGOs, governments, and individuals everywhere to work faster, leaner, and better; to find solutions that last; and to transform lives and communities from what they are today to what they can be, tomorrow.

Translation:  We believe the best way to lock up human potential is through the power of violent authoritarian coercion.  That’s why we build fascist partnerships between monopoly corporations, money-laundering tax-exempt foundations, violent mafias that control tax farms, and psychopathic oligarchs everywhere to destroy humanity faster and build the dystopian borg hive of tomorrow.    

Everywhere we go, we're trying to work ourselves out of a job. Whether it's improving global health, increasing opportunity for girls and women, reducing childhood obesity and preventable diseases, creating economic opportunity and growth, or helping communities address the effects of climate change, we keep score by the lives that are saved or improved.

Translation:  Everywhere we go, we’re trying to guarantee ourselves a job.  Whether it’s expanding the Medical Mafia, increasing equal tax slave opportunities for girls and women, reducing the number of children, creating economic consolidation for our corporate partners in crime, or implementing a green tyranny modeled on Agenda 21, we keep tabs on the Clinton body count.    
 

The Clinton Foundation is an operating foundation. The money raised by the Foundation is spent directly on our programs, and not as grants to other charitable organizations.

Translation:  The Clinton Foundation is an operating foundation for the global oligarchy.  The money raised is spent directly on our warm and fuzzy sounding, but actually repressive and destructive programs.    

The majority of the Clinton Foundation’s charitable work is performed and implemented by our staff and partners on the ground. We operate programs around the world that have a significant impact in a wide range of issue areas, including economic development, climate change, health and wellness, and participation of girls and women.

Translation:  The majority of our Satanic work is performed by clever criminals, authoritarians, and well meaning yet misguided dupes.  We operate programs around the world that have a detrimental impact in a wide range of issue areas, including the stifling of economic development, green propaganda, and overpriced health quackery.

Because of our work, nearly 35,000 American schools have provided kids with healthy food choices in an effort to eradicate childhood obesity; more than 150,000 farmers in Malawi, Rwanda, and Tanzania are benefiting from climate-smart agronomic training, higher yields, and increased market access.

Translation:  Because of our dirty work, nearly 35,000 American indoctrination camps have forced kids to ingest unhealthy GMO and chemically laced food in an effort to eradicate children; More than 150,000 farmers in Malawi, Rwanda, and Tanzania are suffering from Monsatan’s GMO seeds, lower yields, decreased market access, and higher suicide rates. 

It's also interesting to have a look at who funds The Clinton Foundation  

 https://www.clintonfoundation.org/contributors 

Top image is from Flickr

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