Worst Cat Video Ever
I was going to show you Grayson's new trick, and after the success of videotaping him playing fetch here: https://steemit.com/dtube/@lyndsaybowes/hwb9xt6r I thought for sure he would do this new one for the camera.
His trick is 3 "pony jumps" followed by a floor flop. It's really cool and he will do it consistently. Well, today his true catness came out. The camera turned on and he just laid there. Followed by Mini-Mewey being annoying as hell on a keyboard, followed by Grayson kicking the shit out of my hand and arm. Cats. That's part of why I love em. They give zero fucks and are sick of our bs.
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You asked why cats love keyboards so much... Well, everyone knows that cats exist halfway in the natural world and halfway in another dimension. In a certain way, the same goes for the internet, right? And without cat videos, the whole computer industry would collapse. So, cats and keyboards have a special connection. That's science!
You have a point there Miss... :D
Hey Lynds', there's this Japanese guy who trained his Cats, but he had an unfair advantage: He's a sushi chef.
That was pretty cool, especially with him in the kitchen, Scratcherlina is always stalking me whenever I am in there cooking, now I know to just let her have a little smell.
Same goes for technical manuals. Whenever I tried to look up torque specs for head bolts, my cat would already be on it; ..litterally!
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