So random.shots visited my house today. Then random shots rang out, leaving one person dead. It was his spy who lost his life. My house is not well defended but they still won the battle, with no loss of life.
I don't have a big army because I don't have a big drug operation. At least not at this house. I have an android running my bigger complex. @kennybot produces well and has a large, mostly defensive armed force. Currently this bot is remote controlled by me. It does nothing on its own. Perhaps in the future I'll unleash its mighty AI brain and let it control its own affairs. Until then, I'm the wizard behind the curtain at the house of kennybot.