Stickman Adventure, Part 14: Dickfire
Our hero rubs two of the...objects...together, and the friction starts a fire. It spreads slowly as the wood is damp, but soon there's a lot of smoke. So much that it's quickly becoming difficult to breathe. It's obvious the fire is going to take a long while to fully reduce the obstructing wooden dick heap to ashes. The phone battery is now at 25%.
What would you have our hero do next?
Stay Cozy!
It looks like the only good possibilities are to stay low to the ground to avoid the smoke or run out of the cave to let it fully burn. Those are the bright idea's I have. I mean or he could choke to death.
Go forward with some fire sticks to use it as light and save mobile battery. He can go up through stair or go more deeper if there have any way to go.
Just get out of the cage before he suffocates.
And take some of that burning material for lighting and save his battery
And here I thought dick fire was what you got from dirty ladies.....
Our hero should use one of the burning dicks as a torch to help him get back up the staircase before he suffocates. He can return once the passage is clear.
Since his phone is nearly out of batteries, our hero takes two of the objects as torches, and heads back to the front of the cave to see if the giant has left.
Our hero has no choice but to go back to the upper cavern and going to the mouth of the cave to catch his breathe. He must stay there until obstructing wooden dicks will turn to ashes. But he must bring along some fire with him. Now that he has fire, he can now turn off the phone to conserve the battery.
The burning wooden dicks will surely produce a huge cloud of smoke. That is why our hero needs to get out the cave for a while. The smoke will also go out of the cave and will surely catch the attention of whoever will see it. And one of them is Barge, the Creature.
What the fuck dude. Stop everything.
Open the app manager on the phone and close all the fucking stuff. We don't need snapchat, gmail, chrome, messages, camera, pocketcasts, music, discord, and blockfolio open, just blockfolio, in case we get reception.
The remaining 25% should last us longer than the hour it took the last half to deplete.
Oh and uh... lay low, smoke rises. The cave should act as a chimney for a cozy dickfire.
Maybe get in a session of Chinese Factory Worker Simulator 3 while dick mountain burns to ash. It's not as good as 2 but the morality system is deeper.
edit- I realize chimneys don't work like that but I stand by my choices.
OMG, okay, he should really take a burning piece of that cool shaped object as a light and run out of the cave!
Oh...our hero is going to die...or is he not?
Trouble with fire and suffocating from smoke while battery is at 25% while deep down a cave!
Waiting to see Hero Stickman's next move.
beautiful
Should of listened to my last comment. Oh stickman why are you so stupid?
Don't forget to leave with a bunch of dicks.