The Funny Dog

The Funny Dog owned a set of lego that they liked to break. It would be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Funny Dog always carried a melon to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Funny Dog always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Dog always had with them a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Funny Dog needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Funny Dog desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. A custard pie is the item to select.