Yes, the wild animals could indeed be problematic. After all, these notorious squirrels can be expected to do a lot! Woodpeckers and jays are also considered dangerous ;-)) So thank you for the warning ;-)))

Seriously: no dangerous animals within reach; the biggest snakes in this country are adders and grass snakes and they are, hmm..., small.

The massage won't be enough, Sam. A little magic would be helpful ;-)))