There Are Worse Things To Be Addicted To Than Chocolate - Ulog#17

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Hey Steemians,

It's been a few days since my last confession, cause let's face it, Ulogs can kinda turn into a confession at times. And since I'm about to defend an addition in the text that follows, this piece without a doubt contain a confession.

My name is mimismartypants, and I'm a Chocoholic

The truth is I can't remember when exactly my love affair with this delicious tasting sweet brown treat. I only suspect that the moment it first came into contact with my lips we were doomed to live out our days together. Ever since I can remember chocolate has been a vital food group in my diet. The smooth milky texture often filled with toasty roasted nuts (my accomplice of choice) is best described as a party in my mouth!

It brings me joy, it brings me comfort, and it never lets you down! Often described as unhealthy and should be cut out of any good eating plan, I fail to adhere to part with my dear friend who brings me so much joy! And like my opening argument goes, I would give up, but I'm definitely not a quitter!

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Chocolate Actually Has Loads Of Health Benefits

This is not be clutching at straws, it is in fact science! According to Healthline.com there is a large amount of evidence that cacoa has powerful health benefits and can actually act as a protective agent against heart disease! It also improves Blood flow and is an excellent source of antioxidants! In fact, it's not the chocolate thats the killer but rather the sugar! So mix your diet up with some dark chocolate and yo actually might even live a little longer! Not to mention you will be a more pleasant person to be around, so by indulging in chocolate you actually doing the people around you a favour!

1. Boney M. Songs

It's almost Christmas and those Boney M albums are coming out of hiding! Not only are these annoyly catchy but also activate my upchuck reflex as well! I swear if I ever meet that drummer boy I will para-pa-pum-pum him in the face!

2. Getting Plastic Surgery

Chocolate is a relatively cheap and non-invasive addiction. It's also pretty harmless. I could be addicted to plastic surgery and distorting body in crazy ways to the point where I actually don't look human anymore.

3. Eating Cigarette Ash

Eating cigarette ashes is a real addiction is part of an eating disorder called Pica; where you consume random things that have no nutritional value. It's actually pretty common and often related to a deficiency in something or used as a coping mechanism. Chocolate smells way more appealing than Ash and im sure the same applies to its taste!

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So By actually eating chocolate, I might just be making the world a better place, not just for you nad for me, but the entire human race! This is mimismartypants dedicating her life to healing the world with chocolate!

Have a good day and laugh every chance you get!

And if you like what you read, feel free to upvote, comment and resteem! Hey, even give me a follow if you like ;)

Much Love From Sunny Cape Town, @mimismartypants