TITLE: IBT Optional Stage 6 -- Gambling With Gobbos, At Sea

in contest •  28 days ago

No Commands for this optional stage - only gobbo's!

After killing the motel owner, taking over the place, and cleaning yourselves off, you decide to head towards the docks. At the docks, you see a ship that's completely out of place -- an oversized, too futuristic cruise ship. As you get closer, you see that the ship bears the name S.S. Meteora. The veterans amongst you quickly realize that this ship is your ticket to the final boss and their castle across the water. It's also definitely not the first time that the eccentric woman and one-time IBT participant has conjured up something that looked too high-tech.

As you and the other heroes board onto the cruise ship, you hear what sounds like pigs wailing in pain and martial artists in combat.  You look back to see pig heads flying in the air and Chuck Norris razing the town -- apparently word of how you were mistreated spread really quick.  Once you're all on board, the ship heads off towards the boss's castle.  You decide to take a look around the ship, when you notice a door that's ajar on the main deck.  Curious, you open the door and see inside that there's a large, posh room with some weird stuff in it.  You decide to head on in to look more closely.

Against one wall you can see cages -- some are empty, while others hold balled-up, maimed Gobbos that are still alive.  In the center of the room you see a larger cage that seems to double as a contraption of some sort.  On opposite ends of this cage are what appear to be BFG 9000 replicas with balled-up Gobbos already loaded into their muzzles.  The BFG replicas seem to be connected to red buttons outside the cage.  Next to one of the red buttons is what seems like a miniature vending machine, so you decide to check that out.  On the mini-machine, you see a sticker with the following text:

Gambling Gobball Rules

Would you like to play a game?  If so:

- 1. Insert 1 coin as your wager.

- 2. Push the red button to launch Gobbo.

- 3. Two dead Gobbos pay 4-1.  Any other outcome loses.


A picture of the coin to be used is shown on the instructions, and it looks identical to the banked life points that you have been collecting since the start of your adventure...


"Piyo."

Source: KDE


You look up and see that on the other side of the large cage, Chick Norris is standing on top of the button connected to the BFG replica over there after having just pressed it.  You then hear a pre-recorded female voice (probably Meteora's) say, "Game beginning in 10... 9... 8..."  Looks like you need to decide quickly whether or not you want to play -- the odds may not be in your favor, but the potential rewards of a victory could mean the difference between ultimate glory and utter shame.  Care to gamble with Gobbos?

Special Rules For This Stage


First things first -- this stage is optional.  However, just like all the other stages, there is a STEEM prize to be split amongst all players who succeed on their first attempt.  (Unlike the other stages, if you play you get only one attempt.)

Chick Norris is the "dealer".  You should see a @gobbo summon and roll as the first comment to this post, which will be replied to by either @lordnigel or @doughtaker with a picture of Chick Norris and confirmation of the official roll.  Whatever number Chick Norris rolls for the Gobbo, that's the number you must match on your Gobbo roll in order to kill off both Gobbos and win the stage.

Items have no effect on this stage.  You must roll a perfect match to win, and you must do so with a Gobbo summon of your own.

These are the only possible outcomes on this stage:

- You skip the stage (nothing happens).

- If you lose the stage, you score -1 banked life point.

- If you win the stage, you score +4 banked life points and share in the STEEM prize for this stage.  (Success here does not count towards the flawless victories required to gain access to the special spell.)

If you comment that you're skipping this stage, you can't change your mind later.  If you start playing the boss stage first, you are also considered to have skipped this stage.  In either case, if you try to roll here after skipping, your roll will be rejected.


Good luck!

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

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chicknorris
Source: KDE

It's official... Chick Norris has rolled a 3 with his Gobbo. Players who choose to gamble must roll a 3 to win.

Let the Gobball games begin!

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For those of you interested in statistics and history: in previous IBTs, gamblers have won on 2 of 21 attempts at this game. Should you choose to gamble, your chances of winning are 1 in 6. Use this information however you will.

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The bot is confused...Life command has no use past Stage5??

Let’s do this!!
@gobbo !!

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 6.

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That stinks. Stupid Gobbo!

!stats

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Stage 6 result validated. Bab loses. -1 life point banked (final total 11).

Hello Gobbo, I didn't come to fight...

here is a gift. I mean DIEEEEE!!!!!!

now for the command to summon gobbo and hope I get a 3

@gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 5.

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Noooooo - not a 3!!!! damn @doughtaker and his tempting option games that deliver Steem prizes if you win and take life points if you lose..

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Stage 6 result validated. Master Roach loses. -1 life point banked (final total 14).

HHAhAHA Gobbo is going down!!!
@gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

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Stage 6 result validated. Valkarye loses. -1 life point banked (final total 12).

Let's get down and boogie @gobbo !

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

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I can taste the disco in me!

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Winner winner gobbo dinner!

Stage 6 result validated. Disco Cat Warrior wins. 4 life points banked (final total 16).

Bring it on!!

@gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 4.

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So close...

!stats

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Stage 6 result validated. Sparkonian loses. -1 life point banked (final total 14).

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

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I now harness the sneaky gits awesome power!
Witness, as I don the elite apparel of the Gobbo!!!

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No elite Gobbo equipment to loot on this stage, but...

Winner winner gobbo dinner!

Stage 6 result validated. Alric Stormbringer wins. 4 life points banked (final total 19).

Die @gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

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Winner winner gobbo dinner!

Stage 6 result validated. GDW the great wins. 4 life points banked (final total 17).

!skip

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Stage 6 decision confirmed and validated. 0 life points banked (final total 15).

Hi LOL lost please explain the gobbo command for this level.
A bit blond and first time player

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you need to roll a gobbo and hope that it's the same hit as the one above - as per instructions its a high stakes optional map...you dont have to play if you do and lose you lose a life points. I will demonstrate

🚩 🚩 🚩 STAGE 6 IS CLOSED. 🚩 🚩 🚩

15 players chose to play the game. 4 of them had Lady Luck on their side:

Congratulations to the lucky winners. You will share in the prize pool for this stage.

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 5.

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Stage 6 result validated. Tim loses. -1 life point banked (final total 14).

Watch this! @gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 4.

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Stage 6 result validated. Jhanandra loses. -1 life point banked (final total 9).

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 4.

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Stage 6 result validated. Johndoer the great loses. -1 life point banked (final total 9).

“This @gobbo room smells like rotten dragon ass holes!”
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🚩 🚩 🚩 GO BACK TO STAGE 5. 🚩 🚩 🚩

Well, this is clearly a loss, but I can't validate the result just yet. You must've skipped Stage 5 by accident, because there is no record of you engaging in combat there.

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Oh crap

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Now I can validate this result...

Stage 6 result validated. Angel Food loses. -1 life point banked (final total 14).

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 4.

I've got nothing to lose! Kitty rolls an @gobbo!

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

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Woohoo! I think this a good thing?

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Winner winner gobbo dinner!

Stage 6 result validated. Kitty the armoured cat wins. 4 life points banked (final total 14).

Alright, I did some calculations, and I have to do this to win. Gobbo, yer going down. @gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

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Oh well, that is the way the cookie crumbles. I will finish the race anyway.

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Stage 6 result validated. Archie loses. -1 life point banked (final total 11).

Doomguy decides that he's going to play the game. Time to launch that @gobbo

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

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Stage 6 result validated. Doomguy loses. -1 life point banked (final total 14).

I am not much of a Gamblin' man.... but let's see... It looks like the odds just went up by 2 and down for me by a lot.... yet,
@gobbo .... let's get IT!

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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 6.

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Stage 6 result validated. Tim Ross loses. -1 life point banked (final total 11).