THE STRUGGLES OF THE NIGERIAN CHILD.
Hey guys, its been a while. Wanted to get you guys to get a little tickle. So where are all my African and most especially Nigerian brought up kids in the house. This should most definitely apply to us all.
You are just on your own playing small game
The evil that is your younger one will come to disturb your progress and you will ignore and say no o!
The rat will now decide to fight you for your own game.
Oya, because he is small, you will gentle push him away. But because he is pure evil and you don't want trouble CT....
A brother will fall like humpty dumpty and can't be consoled.
For one small push, this child decides to be dramatic and of course you know the creator of all demons is home. You try to console him and let him play. But...
He begins to cry like you sawed of his arms.... Why so evil?
You try everything but all fails and then you hear it. The voice of the creator and you know whats to come.
The creator we know as 'mother' of course isn't seeing things as they are but in her head, you are trying to kill her baby. My dear its over for you. That belt is coming out
While you are eating pure leather belt for dinner, that little runt you share the same dna with is playing game. Tears gone, no more dramatic reaction. He is there being the evil spawn we know him to be.
I know all the older siblings in the house went through this stage.....
Thats it for today guys.
If you liked it, you know what to do.
Wow, this makes me wish I was raised in Nigeria.
What, for the hot mom?
Yep. And the belt.
That makes the two of us.
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You caught us both in a very awkward moment. Right @profanereviews?
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