Spot The Productivity Line • Comedy Open Mic #36 ·1·
Look closely, you'll observe I've made the productivity line curve upwards with a positive slope at x=6.2, straight to the top at y=8.9
What, c'mon. What do you mean you don't get it.
Ask @traf to solve this math bit then.
Although I must admit, I just very well may have used a slightly thinner brush size to plot it.
Too thin perhaps.
Hair-like.
Almost, nonexistent.
Imaginary-numbers range.
About the amount of influence my current SP gives me on Steemit.
The time it took Dlive to jump ship.
@traf's eyes.
Thickness of my wallet.
Chances of SMT being out in first quarter of 2019.
Number of times @diebitch called her mom this month.
Or this year.
The number of digits in the tenths place of this post's payout.
Probability of people I nominate making an entry.
1 ÷ quantity of @amirtheawesome1's posts that get curied
@dj123's blog.
@idikuci's sense of humor.
My will to continue.
Did you find it yet?
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You forgot to multiply it by pi
Too late. Ate it.
i haz a confuse.....leaves ashamed
It's okay. Not many pigs I've seen can read charts.
But they make amazing musicians though, you should try that field. :P
Hoooly crap! @sharanaithal.
I think I'm gonna have to invoke to cheetah & steemcleaners to flag you out right away. Because with this funny post of yours, you clearly & shamelessly are plagiarizing my lame Productivity Line, the same rickety number of digits in the tenths place that use to get my posts and the same poor engagement, comments and piteous results with which I always end up in my hilarious articles too.
¡So go prepare for the beating!
PS. Btw, I also believe that @idikuci has his/her sense of humor well hidden deeply within the hairpin of his fingers. };)
Cheers!! :)
You almost gave me a heart attack. So I guess it's fair if we skip the beating.
I know what a hairpin is. I know what fingers are.
But fingers have hairpins, now that, that shows I know nothing about life.
Btw don't bother telling cheetah. That cat wouldn't even come here to take a shit. And steemcleaners consider this place their dumpyard.
Also, long time no see Mr./Mrs./Thing complicated-English-writing person!
Maths jokes are the hardest... math's the hardest...it's hard... it's like life
Asian continent disagrees
Hehehe...life easier there
If only disappointed asian parents were fictional.
You must have been observing my daily routine to make this chart. Hmm. 😷
Ah you're right, forgot to credit the source to your profile.
Shit, I hear @steemcleaners' vacuum cleaner approaching.
I nominate, man I'm running out of people, hey random people @heyimsnuffles and @hanen why don't you guys join in on the fun? :D
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