How to Survive the Bear Market. Comedy Open Mic 42

With everyone complaining about bears and Steem I thought maybe we should look on the bright side. Has anyone noticed how little spam there is around? Or is that just me because my upvote is now worthless?

No, this bear still looks unhappy.

Okay, so maybe some advice on dealing with bears would be more helpful to everyone:

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear
conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game
is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra
precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on
their clothing so as not to startle the bears that aren't
expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry
pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a
bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear
activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference
between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop
is smaller and contains a lot of berry seeds and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper
spray.

If that's still no good then I guess I'll have to just leave some evidence that bears don't have to be all that bad:

Disclaimer: none of these are mine. I'd source them, but honestly, they've done that many rounds on the internet I don't think I could figure out who they originally belong to.

Nominating @insaneworks and @lordnigel, because they're bound to be able to do a better job than me anyway!

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