I hope you all have your heads screwed on well. On the off chance that you don't, here's a reminder/the first time you could possibly hear about this:
My judging standards for COM
5 - never gonna happen. So funny, I can't even
4.5 Legit funny, made me make an outloud noise, maybe... or at least in my brain.
4 -Surprisingly, this is funny
3.5 - I can see why this would be funny
3 - it makes sense that someone would think this is funny
2.5 - you made an effort of some sort
2 - I don't understand why you think this is a worthy effort/I just don't understand
1.5 - no man's land. I haven't used this rating yet, so who knows what it means! (edit: I know what 1.5 means now. It means "this is funny, but not because of anything you did.")
1 - This is not funny. Seems like maybe you just used the tag to get some votes?
0.5 - This should not exist/ the internet is worse because of this, and that's saying something. The internet bar is already pretty low
0 - disqualified for disqualification reasons