Comedy Open Mic Round #29 - I'm Judging for Comedy Open Mic Round #30

in comedyopenmic •  17 days ago

I hope you all have your heads screwed on well. On the off chance that you don't, here's a reminder/the first time you could possibly hear about this:
My judging standards for COM

5 - never gonna happen. So funny, I can't even
4.5 Legit funny, made me make an outloud noise, maybe... or at least in my brain.
4 -Surprisingly, this is funny
3.5 - I can see why this would be funny
3 - it makes sense that someone would think this is funny
2.5 - you made an effort of some sort
2 - I don't understand why you think this is a worthy effort/I just don't understand
1.5 - no man's land. I haven't used this rating yet, so who knows what it means! (edit: I know what 1.5 means now. It means "this is funny, but not because of anything you did.")
1 - This is not funny. Seems like maybe you just used the tag to get some votes?
0.5 - This should not exist/ the internet is worse because of this, and that's saying something. The internet bar is already pretty low
0 - disqualified for disqualification reasons

Nominating @stinawog and @paul.atreides for Round 30!

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What if I let you have sex with me?

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Is your profile picture really you?

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Yes. I use to be a normal shit, that changed when @holybranches was a judge

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I'll include that in my calculations.

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I'm going to print this off and stick it inside my brain for judging things. All things.

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Excellent. Make sure you use sturdy paper. Brains tend to turn things into mush.

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It will be laminated for longevity. I will need to scan it for at least a month.