comedyopenmic round 27 - round we go

The more time passes the more it seems I spend more and more of my time staring at a black screen pressing a keyboard while fighting off sleep with youtube videos of a man tyring to wrestle a cat. Needless to say this has placed an great strain on my relationship with my cat who now it seems has taken to rubbing against the neighbours legs while staring at me as if you say "you had your chance". I wouldn't mind it so much if she didn't spit at me afterwards.

Meanwhile when I do it back to the cat, my neighbout calls the police for "sexual harrasment", "inappropriate behaviour" and "peeing on his shoes". maybe he's one of those weirdo's that just prefers a hairy pussy...

Who knows.

And in the vein of not knowing. I present to you the winners of the little prize.

1000SP for 1 month. provided of course I remember to undelegate.

It was announced in the #comedyopenmic post, and I've preempted the winners post a bit but blame my cat if you have an issue with that one.

First prize, is much like the second prize, 100SP for 1 month goes to @belemo.
Second prize, unlike the first prize doesn't have a spelling error and is in fact 1000SP for 1 month and goes to @corpsvalues.

Will give out an additional 200 SP at some point. Convince me why you deserve it.

How did I make that decision you ask?

Src

Simple really. So I won't explain it, but instead I'll show you this and leave you in peaces.

Position	Name	Number of upvotes
1	idikuci	80
2	comedyopenmic	75
3	belemo	74
4	bitfiend	72
5	rahul.stan	63
6	ange.nkuru	62
7	tombstone	56
8	kevinwong	56
9	arconite	56
10	nurhayati	55
11	holybranches	55
12	gordon92	55
13	trumpman	46
14	mrwang	42
15	acolucky	38
16	profanereviews	37
17	trumpman2	37
18	buttcoins	36
19	groovatti	32

Here is another table with numbers and names.

Position	Number of Comments	User
1	57	sharanaithal
2	45	belemo
3	32	corpsvalues
4	31	rentmoney
5	29	buttcoins
6	24	profanereviews
7	21	improv
8	20	johndoer123
9	19	idikuci
10	18	reinaldoverdu

So as you can see from above We can unequivocally prove that Boo Radley infact did not do it.

I rest my case.

And nominate @tamaralovelace to come back to COM, as well as for @bushkill to share some funny bee related facts, or even some non bee related facts, I'm not picky.

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