Comedy Open Mic Round # 17: You know you've been on steemit too long when ...
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When you try to explain what steemit is to a stranger and they look at you like the una bomber.
Welcome to Comedy Open Mic Holger.
You clearly have a natural talent for comedy :)
👍 👍 👍 - when you wait 20-30 minutes before you say thank you and good job!
I like this one:
Personally, I'd like to flag my kids when they don't do chores and see them lose rep (privileges)....oh wait, that's called disciplining.
For what it's worth, I'm I'm different circles and yes the asses smell good
When you wait 30 minutes to pay for groceries
When you excited about messages from someone called Gina
When you wait for microbot to vote! :D
Damn, I want those flags on facebook too! :D
I voted for you and COM when I was standing guard for the local Iraqi election.
But I gotta say considering how awesome you are, you're definitely the hero Iraq needs but not the one it deserves.
Thank you for your support for COM you're one of witnesses on my pretty limited list on steemit. Your work should appreciated way more than it is, I'm not adding my reputation to my C.V but I'm definitely adding my contact with you.
Oh man! That last picture is nasty!! Lol
I don't have any witty Steemit anal-ogies, but I just separated anal from another word.