Bob the "WhaleBot-Hunter" | Comedyopenmic Round 13 | Entry No.2

Meet Bob,

Bob is a hunter. He doesn't hunt for birds like most cats do, but he hunts for whales!
Actually he's more of a fish-lover, but he heard a lot of stories about some strange thing known by the name of "WhaleBot" threatening all his servants to eat them if they don't shut up!

He's heard many servants talking to each other about this so called "WhaleBot" (what kind of a stupid name is that anyways?) and Bob is sick and tired of this thing threatening his people.
So one day Bob decided to hunt him down, it shouldn't be that hard, right? He asked for a picture and when he saw what "WhaleBot" looks like, he couldn't stop laughing. Look, I will show you his profile picture:

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I mean, come on people! Are you really that chicken shit that you think this thing will eat y'all ? Damn, I thought I had brave servants, but I guess they really need me here. So I decided to help them, that's the least I can do...
I sat down in my garden to look out for this strange blue creature, and I waited and waited. But nothing happened! He never showed up..

So when my servants were sleeping, I logged in at Discord in the @alldutch channel, and decided to arrange this contest, I said: "I'll give an 100% upvote to the one that let's me know the exact location of "WhaleBot" and hoped this would motivate them to help me out here. All of the sudden he showed up! He threatened to eat me too! The nerve this guy has, damn he really got some big cojones ! Who does he think he is? Now it's war, you ugly thing!

Within a few minutes I received several personal messages in the mailbox, of servants telling me they saw "WhaleBot" in Lake Balaton today. I got super excited, because I was planning to go on a holiday to lake Balaton anyway, so I packed my suitcase and off I went. I walked and I walked, I even catched a train, because I heard people saying the train is much faster. In the train I slept a bit, and enjoyed some real nice servants petting me to a state of total relaxation. I should do this more often!

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When I arrived, I could not believe how pretty this lake was, all these servants were having fun there. Most of them were windsurfing, I even took a picture. Because of course I did not forget to take my servant's camera with me!
Soon after I arrived I saw all these servants running out the water screaming and yelling: "He's here! WhaleBot is here! Run for your life, he'll eat ya!" I decided it's enough, this cheeky bastard needs to be taught a serious lesson!

So I put on my swim shorts, and I screamed as loud as I could: "WhaleBot, come here let's finish this once and for all!" And there he was, coming out of the water, I saw him coming from miles away, he looked very bad-ass, but he wasn't going to scare me! You mess with my servants, you mess with me! As soon as he was close enough, I jumped on top of him, and started to scratch him... "Aww what a nice feeling finally, I got this bastard!" He started bleeding, and the water turned red.

My crowd was cheering from the beach, and saying things like: "We love you Bob, go Bob, get WhaleBot, save us, you are our hero!" This even got me more excited, because they promised to pet me all day long if I would help them get rid of this thing. And so I did, "WhaleBot" sank to the bottom of Lake Balaton, and I happily got out of the water.

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This is what I saw, a crowd full of servants, calling me their hero! Wow, I really love my life! I've decided to start a new career as a Whale-Hunter.. I will keep sharing my stories with you lovely servants... So you whales better watch out, or I'll .... Oh shoot, did WhaleBot infect me with a virus or something??? I hope I won't turn into a violent WhaleBot myself! To be continued....
Much Love.. Bob

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This round I nominate @woodzi and @bifilarcoil to join the fun. And @bifilarcoil I expect you to show up this time, this is your second call.. don't be rude, dude :) I heard this unbelievable thing a minute ago, that made me nominate @lost108 too. He has never heard of @comedyopenmic ... He must be living under a rock! You are soooo nominated Lost!