Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 46

Greetings @comedyopenmic and thanks to your judges @acolucky
@amirtheawesome1, @dandays, @koh for taking the trouble to read the stories presented . This is my story and I hope you like it.
The girl who wanted to be My Universe
My neighbor is a very pretentious and conceited woman who has always thought that she is a queen and that life punishes her for having to live in our community, for having as neighbors people who like to share, for having parties on weekends, for having great meals to share between neighbors and the community.
All of us for her were ordinary because we tried to have a harmonious and supportive coexistence and because at the end each one recognized his limitations and we made of her a force to be able to maintain harmonious relations between the neighbors.
When her daughter was born she thought she was touched by God, in fact the girl was quite dark, with big black eyes, with very thick and curly black hair, which rolled up and eventually curled up with good stature, to whom she gave the name Blanca.
One day there was a friend's daughter and Blanca talking during lunch, but to the surprise of my friend's daughter, that neighbor's daughter Blanca ate with her hands and sucked her fingers to get rid of the dirty hands (fat and leftovers of food), erutaba through the mouth grotesque and strong, making an impressive sound, eating with her mouth open and practically clicking instead of chewing, in addition to the fact that the princess was sitting with her feet bent over the chair, where her underwear could be seen, from her head there were lice and her small ears were completely dirty.
My friend's daughter, amazed by her behavior, asked Blanca what profession she would choose when she grew up, what she wanted to study? she answered that she wouldn't have to study much because she was going to be "My Universe", because her mother told her every day that she was a queen.