After crunching numbers all day, I've found the piechart to fit allll!

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

To all those that tell me I never shitpost, this one could be for you.......

I spend too much time looking at data and apparently, if you twist it the right way, it can turn into information. Sometimes that information can be interesting, and sometimes it will just piss you off.

I like engagement, I think it's a positive thing for the network. Two sets of data posts I do each week are based around engagement, one for utopian-io, and one for the people signed up to my Leagues. Before observing today's masterpieces, you should sign up to the Leagues, particularly if you like to make comments and reply to people when they like your 'nice post'.

https://steemit.com/engagement/@abh12345/the-curation-and-engagement-leagues-more-than-25-steem-in-prizes-this-week


The one chart

Brain-storming, coding, starting again, coding, analyzing, and presenting information - takes time you know. And sometimes, you can get to the end of a piece of work and think, that's totally useless, no-one is going to give a rats ass about that.

These charts though, absolute winners - breaking into new ground here I think. And the magical thing this analyst noticed, he just needed to change the title.



Generous?



Join us, all 1500. (yes there are only 1500 dolphins)



Need more decimal places?



One foot on each ship

Summary

All this is not true. Well, it could be true but I didn't double-check.


Coat?... Got it.

Bye!


No dolphins or orcas were harmed in the production of this blog

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hahah...it's so confusing, that's the pattern again?

Don't forget to spread the community word Ask, nominate 2 funny Steemians who have never done ComedyOpenMic (or have not done it lately)....comeone you must know many of them! 💋

haha

Is number 2 any good? I've not gotten round to watching it.

I'll think of a couple of jokers to nominate :)

it's funny.... i swear they tried to sell me that it's a family film in 2.....and i almost believed it!

If the first is anything to go by, I think not!

lol ...it's hard to explain, you have to see to understand, but it's got a great number of very wrong yet very right 'family moments'

Got also a chart which may appeal to you:
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But on the serious side. I also did read the post of @tarazkp. Well I have been blessed with some good Steem Friends, which are doing everything within their power to help me increase, yes I do consider you one of them.
But they all know that I will not take the money and run. I will power up every little dime I can, only not know with the Word Cup Contest.
The same goes for our community! We have been blessed with some nice degelations, without these it would not have been possible!

I haven't been blessed with getting a lot of upvotes from whales, last week I did receive my first and you know what this moron did with it? He turned it all into extra prize money for the contest.
Yes we all make strange decision!
So what is your answer on my chart?

Cheers,
Peter

Yellow looks good.

I'm hopeful that much of the people like you I interact with fairly often are going to stick with it. It's a slog, and always has been - perhaps the first few months I wasn't here March -July 2016 were different.

Looking forward to the WC and the contests, should be a good boost to engagement :D

It really should. Persistence is one the of the hardest things, for sure if you do feel unnoticed. But honestly most of these unnoticed people, don't take actions to get noticed.
Belonging to a community increase the chances that you will stick to the platform, just like your engagements league it keeping people a board! @paulag did even prove this!

Best to travel with company on this long road ahead :D

It is hard and long road full of detours, bumps and curves. So it would be boring and much more slow if we drove alone!
Now it feels more like a bus ride than being alone in the car!

A bus ride in Laos. Nothing against the place, I love it - but was bricking it at times on the mountain roads.

I like this one better as I get it. Seems like beer o'clock to me. Good one man

This has funny tag! I better laugh and thank for share! Hahahaha!

The original has arrived :D

I'm a fan of your works, I should probably show this with some more votes!

I love pie! Pie so funny!

P.S. Thank for share!

Praise the crumbs cast down from above, let us eat!

I'll have a slice of that haejin.

📉 or 📈?

Who cares, I win!

This Shit(post) Hits The Fan heavily. Take some pie.

I've got leftovers for next week!

You are too kind to round it up to 1%. The actual stat is closer to 99.5:0.5. :)

haha :D which one, all of them?

Incidentally, ALL of them!

Such scholarly research must have been put in to create these charts. I wish I could power up, but I need the sbd. :(

Sell some body parts, SBD to the moon (in the STEEM rocket!)

ahahaha the rate that haijen selfvotes has some downvotes he does lol

What is trending?

ha yeah, could be his down/up vote % to others :)

Trending... has it been relabeled to Paid advertisements yet?

I couldn't find it in my tabs because the condenser removed it for lack of fucks given hahaha

well apparently I am still a minnow and I am powering up to become a dolphin... hoping to change it to 1.0001%
and I am also running a witness (part of a team) and we have nothing to do with EOS (for the moment) so that would bring it to 1.0005% and I do not like trending, I prefer hot :-)
Damn I guess I am not like most Steemians... (that I will take as a compliment)

on a side note, @surfermarly told me you are in Mallorca... I will be there for close to 3 weeks from 01/07 are there any steem meetups going on??

We'll can make a meetup, that's 2 of us on the island :D

I think you are in a similar boat to me with the above. Witness team, no EOS hardware, and Hot is better than trending :)

ah, i mistyped, we are there from 01/06 - 22/06
where are you abouts? we are doing a yoga course close to manacor
otherwise you can contact me on discord under @felander#5662

Will do 🙂

What a load of pie shit, shit storm, shitcane, shitnado, I could keep going, but instead, I'm going with @fullcoverbettting's pie chart tonight :)

🍻!

I take yours and Glens replies as a sign you aren't going anywhere soon. 😛

Swim swim fishy, and one day we'll be eating tuna together with our beers 🐠🐬

hey i'll be here with ya both! @abh12345 @lynncoyle1! 🍻🍻

Very glad to read this!

I know you guys, like me, are using the rewards to cover living costs, and this is great. But I also see you powering up as much as possible and, (disclaimer) without being a financial adviser, I really do think that this will pay off in time.

Good luck to us all!

That sounds perfect, and @mountainjewel ...you'd better be :)

And the same goes to you :P

Okay. So, none of this is true?

The haejin bit is close. He's currently at 96.09% self-voting, but it does tend to fluctuate a little.

The EOS one is kind of disturbing (and it was the one that made me wonder how in the world you might have pulled it off of the blockchain).

No. 1 is wishful thinking and No. 2 is probably closer to the truth than we all want it to be.

Any other brilliant not real pie charts brewing?

What about pulling data for us like you were doing a while back, before the hiatus and the illness and the witnessing and whatever else you're doing? :)

I sense a little frustration Glen, and you know what, I'm glad.

It tells me you care, want to be here, and are willing to put the work in to try to grow your account - inspite of the tough environment right now.

Whilst I can back none of the above with statistics, some is probably closer to the truth than we wish. Don't shoot the messenger though, I'm trying to do my bit 😊

This has hopefully helped clear some recent frustrations, I'll try to return to content that adds value very soon.

Maybe there is some frustration that I wasn't entirely aware of myself. Reading that last sentence sounds like I was getting on you for not doing a data post, which wasn't what I was going for at all. Sorry about that. Sometimes in my efforts to be light and approaching humorous I miss the mark. My sideways smiley doesn't always cut it.

Still, I would greatly appreciate any kind of data pull post that you might do, and I certainly do not begrudge any of what's now on your plate, if that came across as such, too. It's the way you show you care. :)

I was the messenger (published newspapers for 15 years), so I never shoot them. And let's be honest. You're more than doing your bit, and we all very much appreciate all you do. Okay, now I'm speaking for everyone, which will probably get me in hot water. :)

This was a nice reply to fall back on and find today. I have been struggling a little for data ideas recently, although the Pies seemed to go down well.

Thanks for the positive words, I hope they are still standing true :)

Hey, @abh12345.

How did you even find a three month old comment? That in itself must have been quite the search :)

Anything tailor made to each of us is going to go down well. That's what's so valuable about them. A lot of data gets pulled, but when it doesn't specially have anything to do with us, it's just abstract information waiting to be applied. So, when you pull a list that we can see numbers of what we're individually doing and how that stacks up with others is very much welcome as far as I'm concerned.

I don't suppose you'd care repeating some of the earlier ones you've done. I mean there's probably ones I've never seen from any that would have happened during the earlier parts of this year or anytime before that. Maybe you'd rather wait to do that. At any rate, there's always something worth revisiting.

re: still standing true

Well, sure they are. I've been trying to convey that on a regular basis. Is there a reason why you think they might not? :)

Just checking a few old posts, and the title of this one caught my eye :)

I've got another bunch of pies baking right now, I'm never sure how they will turn out.

I suppose there is the old recipes to turn to if not :)

Well, sure they are. I've been trying to convey that on a regular basis. Is there a reason why you think they might not? :)

Not at all, I guess just re-visiting this comment gave me a seed of doubt, but there hasn't been a single one since.

Time to pull the pies out of the oven :)

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