The Mayor and the Singer
Rhyming Couplet Ideas by The Invisible Man

See the hunting of the mayor,
I think he's angry at the taher.

He finds it hard to see the spider,
Overshadowed by the jolly water strider.

Who is that snapping near the pig?
I think she'd like to eat the offshore rig.

She is but a big singer,
Admired as she sits upon a ringer.

Her busy car is just a hamster,
It needs no gas, it runs on lamster.

She's not alone she brings a spouse,
a pet frog, and lots of field mouse.

The frog likes to chase a pond,
Especially one that's in the government bond.

The mayor shudders at the terrific tissue
He want to leave but she wants the coup.

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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