Testa-a-Fork, by Rage Against Steem: A Hardfork Reimagination of "Testify", based on the past 18 hours of blockchain chaos

Here's my shit-post for the day, A re-imagining of "Testify", originally written by Rage Against the Machine, to Coincide with the forking issues encountered over the last 24 hours. While everyone was making shitposts and memes about this, I slept, and when I woke, I wrote this. Now I post it on my lunch break:

Test-A-Fork, by Rage Against the Steem

The fork ran through me
The lost blocks subdue me
The trending page untie me
I'm empty please fill me
Mister witness assure me
That STEEM is not burning
Your voice it is so soothing
That cunning mantra of shilling
I need you my witness
To dress this up so we're fork-less
To up vote me and follow me now
Of thoughts of blaming you
Yes, the witness server is in a... wheelchair
My witness is coughing
Only silence mocks the chainless
Now travelling in coffins
But on the corner (corner)
The minnow are sleepless (sleepless)
We found your weakness (weakness)
And it's right outside our door

Now test-a-fork
Now test-a-fork
And it's right outside our door
Now test-a-fork
Now test-a-fork
And it's right outside our door

With missed blocks, you feed me
My witness, I'm hungry
Your temple it calms me, so I can carry on
My slaving, shitposting, the skin right off my bones
On a bed of downvotes, I'm choking, on the smoke that fills my feed
The bull run is rushing
Witness, you’re cussing
The reward pool is filling
While here we lie in missed blocks
While on the corner
The minnows sleepless
We found your weakness
And it's right outside our door

Now testa-fork
Now testa-fork
And it's right outside our door
Now testa-fork
Now testa-fork
And it's right outside our door

Mass graves for the minnows and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the dolphins and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the orcas and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the whales and the price is set, and the price is set

Who controls the blockchain now controls the future
Who controls the ledger now controls the past
Who controls the block producers now controls the future
Who controls the trustless nodes now?

Now test-a-fork
Now test-a-fork
And it's right outside our door
Now test-a-fork
Now test-a-fork
And it's right outside our door