The Troubled Chimp

The Troubled Chimp searched for a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Chimp looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

The Troubled Chimp wanted a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Chimp carried a melon that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

The Troubled Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It might be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Chimp desperately searched for a toilet brush to drop. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.