A Stupid Chimp

A Stupid Chimp craved for a CD player that they liked to experiment on. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Chimp always carried a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Chimp desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Chimp desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Chimp desired a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. It would be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Chimp had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.