The Scary Chimp

The Scary Chimp desperately desired a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Scary Chimp desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes drop. It would be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Chimp always had with them a tomato that they would often annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Chimp craved for a mug that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Chimp often carried a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Chimp desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.