The Hungry Chimp

The Hungry Chimp desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Chimp desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Chimp always had with them a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Chimp craved for a mug to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

The Hungry Chimp desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Chimp desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.