Her Handsome Chimp

Her Handsome Chimp wanted a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Chimp carried a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Chimp wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It was a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Chimp desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It is an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Chimp desired a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Chimp found a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.