The Brainy Cat

The Brainy Cat desperately needed a custard pie that they would drop. This seems a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Cat owned a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Cat found a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Cat found a mug that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Cat owned a can of coke that they would experiment on. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Cat desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.