The ad spread that might get my eyes scratched out!

"What do I get for Valentine's for a guy who loves classic Volkswagens and Porsches?"

See, I KNOW what their wives and girlfriends are thinking... and I'm just trying to help! But it might get weird.

My sweetie's restoration shop sells a line of clothing - kind of like how Harley Davidson fanatics don't just want their bike... they also want to dress in their favorite brand. I figured it would be great to make an ad set so that our fans' mates would have another gift idea if they needed it.

Kind of the same feel as Victoria's Secret, right? Black and white with a hot pink flourish.

They'll get a witty caption of some sort... like:

Ladies Love Steely Men.

Ladies Love a Man Who's Going Places

Ladies Love a Hardworking Man

That kind of thing, right?

I'm a little nervous that these handsome guys might melt the Internet. Or that we might have to add crowd control officers here at the shop.

Unintended consequences... you never see them coming.