Want A Couple Extra Pennies? Give Me Your Best Neck Puns/Jokes.

in busy •  last year 

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Holy shit! Look at my dude’s neck!

The mugshot of this man has been blowing up.

There are some comedic gems in the comments sections of various websites of this viral photo.

One of the best parts of Reddit is how clever the community is.

But this isn’t Reddit! I wanted to see what you all got. I know some of you all are clever. Let it shine on this post.

Leave me your best neck puns/jokes in the comment section below and in return I may give you an upvote.

Can’t wait to read them.

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Not sure if he has a huge neck or a tiny head.

This guy is like you built a man of clay, but the head kept on falling off so you just had to use all the extra clay on the neck to make the head stay on.

As you can see, his neck is much stronger than Steem community.

Spoken like a wise sage.

Never have to take it off.
:-)

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