Happy Birthday! Nice use of a little dark humor at the end there. I have never heard that one. It was hilarious!

By the way, if you want to know I what have you achieved in your life, take a look at your feed here and all of the people you have helped. Then think of all of the students who you have helped over the years.

Finally look at your own children.

That should do the trick. If not... you sure have helped me a ton!