Patriots Sunday roast...Why you shouldn't trust a TESLA driver.

After a long and in depth study into Tesla drivers, it is now a conclusive fact, that they are not to be trusted.

The data was collated through rigorous methodology and exacting parameters.

(specifically, these were: looking on the internet and trying to make things up for a giggle, at Tesla drivers' expense).

Here are the findings. (if you are a TESLA driver , you may want to look away now).

1/ Buying a vehicle with a name associated with a true genius, doesn't mean that you are one.

While cars may well serve as penis extensions, they do not - nor ever will - be a brain extension.
Top psychologists say that 'Genius Association Syndrome',(GAS, ironically), is mainly to be found in people who are insecure, jealous, and pretty pointless.
Oh, and many of them are gingers.

If you suffer from GAS, you may well be nothing but hot air with zero substance or personality but trying your hardest to appear otherwise.
Many GAS sufferers will inflict their lack of personality on others, by buying the latest useless electrical gadgets just for the sake of it, and then insisting on showing them off to everyone, within a 200 mile radius.
(thankfully, this is only possible if their car batteries are fully charged).

It's a favorite pastime of GAS sufferers to appear unannounced with a recently purchased drone, and see it hovering outside your bedroom window on a Sunday morning, at 6:30 AM.

Banal statements such as, 'oh, I just bought a Tesla'. , while they may think it's expression of intelligence, it is, actually - the complete opposite.
The Irony of that very statement, is lost on 95.5% of Tesla drivers.

It's never wise to trust anyone, if they show any indications of being full of GAS.
Or people who like to buy pointless electrical gadgets.
Or tax inspectors, or bankers
.....I digress....

2/ Gingers Tesla drivers don't play well with others.

It is a scientific fact that the 'ginger gene', comes from our Neanderthal cousin.
The cousin that you never want to come around and visit you.
Not the hottie cousin- you know the one- the one where it would be just 'too weird', to try it on with. the one that brings up emotions such as 'why does something so wrong feel so right'. NOT that cousin....bugger, I'm digressing a...Have a piccy interlude, I'll be back in 5 minutes....

...errrr, ok...37 seconds.

Swiftly moving on...
It's the cousin that irritates the living shit out of you, that's the one I'm talking about... but you HAVE to put up with them 'because they're family'. That kind of cousin. Our neanderthal cousin.

Oxford University scientists think the 'ginger gene', which is responsible for red hair, fair skin and freckles, could be up to 100,000 years old.
The Neanderthals are generally thought to have been a less intelligent species than modern man, Homo sapiens.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-38826/The-ginger-gene-revealed.html

... And thus explaining GAS syndrome and the high prevalence of Tesla car owners that have the 'ginger gene'.

Some more fascinating details about our least favorite cousin...

They had a basic, guttural vocabulary of around 70 words, probably at the level of today's two-year-old, and they never developed a full language, art or culture.
In the end, Neanderthals were outwitted for territory and food...
....But Dr Harding said 'No one should take offence from the research.'
The full article here

Outwitted for territory and food would undoubtedly have lead our dying out, low IQ cousins, to lie, cheat, deceive, and steal, in an attempt to secure dwindling resources.

( '.....probably at the level of today's two-year-old' . This may go some considerable way as to explain why Tesla drivers seem to want autopilot in there vehicles, so badly...)

This preponderance of the retarded genes in the Tesla driver, supports the age old saying 'never trust a neanderthal'.

I would go one step further, and say...

'Never trust a neanderthal in a Tesla'.

3/ I haven't thought this far ahead, I'll get back to ya!

P.S. Evidence of the violent and aggressive behavior of the Tesla driving neanderthal, in the social media space and especially on steemit, is often expressed by down voting for no reason and no explanation.

They like to throw their weight around, basically.
Sadly the weight of the Tesla driver tends to concentrate around the waist area, and hardly ever in the cranium.

The 70 word vocabulary of the neanderthals may be another gene, that's followed them down through the ages....

I hope you enjoyed my Sunday Roast.