My Foolish Bird

My Foolish Bird looked for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was fun. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Bird found a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Foolish Bird often carried a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

My Foolish Bird desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Foolish Bird always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Bird wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.