My Exciting Baby

My Exciting Baby needed a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Baby desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It was an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Baby owned a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Baby looked for a can of coke that they would often cuddle. It might be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Baby always kept a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be stunning. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Baby found a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.