The Grumpy Baby

The Grumpy Baby owned a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Baby owned a piece of paper to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Baby carried a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Baby always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is epic. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Baby looked for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Baby had a bat that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.