His Fat Baby

His Fat Baby always kept a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

His Fat Baby desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

His Fat Baby owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Fat Baby desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Baby wanted a bottle of coke to put on his head. It should be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Fat Baby desperately craved for a stapler to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.