The Exciting Artist

The Exciting Artist had a computer to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Artist carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Exciting Artist desperately wanted a lava lamp to sleep with. It is an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Exciting Artist had a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Artist desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was fun. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Artist craved for a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.