The Magical Artist

The Magical Artist always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Magical Artist looked for a pen that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

The Magical Artist always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. This seems a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Magical Artist carried a pint of beer that they liked to worship. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Artist searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected it was amazing. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Magical Artist always carried a bag of poop that they liked to share. It would be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.