Her Stupid Artist

Her Stupid Artist always carried a sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Artist always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Artist desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

Her Stupid Artist desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. This seems a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Artist always carried a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Artist desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.