KLYE's NSFW Degenerate Drawing Contest - Volume #1

in #art7 years ago



DICLAIMER: If you're easily offended by art depicting genitalia you should probably just save us both the hassle and hit the back button in your browser. This is a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) post and should be viewed only by those who don't get butthurt by funny, vulgar or whattever art.

Want to get ultra Steemit rich and get all the ladies / dudes / ladyboys?

Figure you are the STEEM Network's next great frontpage artist!?

Have I Got a Hell of A Drawing Competition for You, Master Artist!

Inspired by a brief mention by the hivemind operating at STEEMspeak I present to you my first ever drawing / art contest! This is an opportunity to share your artistic flair off folks! Your artistic entry into this contest may be accompanied with your blog link, being broadcast to nearly 3000 readers! That's not all, remember while you exact your doodling you could also win SUPER AWESOME SBD / STEEM prizes!

Degenerate Drawing Contest Theme:

Draw me your best penis, cock, schong, dong, boner or wang! Paste it below in the comments section and include a link to your blog if you'd like. This contest will close in 7 days from posting!

Rules

  • Must be your own art work
  • Has to contain at least one drawn penis
  • Only 1 entry per a user

Prizes

  • 1st Prize = 69 STEEM (Chosen by popular vote below, number of votes)
  • 2nd Prize = 42 STEEM (Hand picked by @KLYE himself )
  • 3rd Prize = 18 STEEM (Chosen by popular vote below, number of votes)
  • 4th Prize = 1 STEEM (Given to the worst art)

Winners will be announced in a post shortly after this one expires in a week. You have the next week to draw your best boner and comment it here below! Good luck to all the artists out there!

May the best boner art win!


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A Steem themed DickButt please!

Haha, what a fun art contest, I couldn't resist to draw a little something. Here's my cat drinking his own milk. :D

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1st PLACE WINNER

Yeeees!!!! Thanks so much! It was really fun to do. I'm looking forward for more contest like this! <3

Mwahahaaha! XD

;-)

this is a dog or big rat

I think this is a kind of '' cat '' .

That is... wow. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to look at a cat the same way again. rofl! Well done.

@fapfap Please stop sending your promotional links in direct message. It's considered rude

Very creative, why is this not featured at the Louvre?

Indeed very creative and artistic. Super duper :)

haha good post temanku

milky cat nut dick - pretty ballzey~lol

Woah man this is hilariously awesome! :D Nice lol.

Talk soon.

hahahaha.. xD

What is it, a dog or a piece of a man's weapon?

Oh noo 😂😂😂

the world is misogynist! tell us to draw a vagina which is more divine. anyways I have drawn a flaccid penis with a ballpoint pen.

Damn near photorealistic!

needs more ass but still a winner

hi,
can you tell what is earning when any post re-steem, and which is right technic of re-steemed, if you can do help me.

i try to know but not get it's

great drawing :P

bbbwwwhahahahaaaa

Now thats ART...

great imaji

That's terrible! I'm upvoting it!!! Cheers~!

Hi!! this my entry ;)

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Thanks for the opportunity

2nd Place winner!

OMG I can´t believe it !!!!


This is.. wow. uhh. Such pornographic theme.. I dig it! You are a contender!

hahahahahahaha thank u very much I´m a Contest Warrior!!

This one deserve so much more! :O

I couldn't help but throw in an entry to an amazing contest. Let me introduce

The Arm of Sorrow

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Perfect. :D

Ta very much :0D

Oh my sweet lord. Bahahahahahah.

This animation is above and beyond what I could have ever expected. Thank you for this entry!

Hehe, I thought it would be good to push the boat out!

Hahaaaahahaha!!!! Stiff competition..LOL!!

As I said, proud to call you my good friend hee hee ;)

stiff competition. Bahahahahah

You don't get much stiffer than the arm of sorrow!!

Yer a top chick! :0D

My comment in this post includes a string of penises ;)

Hahhahhaaaaha @meesterboom

i call this The Dickweaponized Of Mass Destruction🤣🤣😂😂🤣

Lol, a catchy title!! :O)

hahahahahaha,

Am learning from my master which is you @meesterboom😎

Lol, not much to learn :0D

Lmfao gaaadamn it! 😩😩😂 You just killed me

This is the best LOL!!!

Follow me @ frgms

Cheers!

Follow me!

Lmfao. A classic dick art!

Thanks man. At first I was thinking I could try the Bona Lisa... but I don't think I could draw it.

I have had that thought to draw the bona lisa.. But never thought of that name! LOL.

I know professionals shouldn't be entering this but here is my entry from Kings College's School of Art. Untitled.jpg

The side lettering makes my mind view it as a missile launch! Glorious!

That face is so appropriate.

If I had a giant dick coming at me I'm pretty sure my face would look like that.

A dick with a dick. I like your style

thats how we do it

This contest is completely ridiculous, I love it!

Woke up this evening with 2 possible outcomes.. Feel not so hot or have a giggle and carry on..

Having a giggle, spreading the STEEM, drawing dicks for lulz.. Life is pretty damn good!

Taking this post to the moon!

Haha, i love this one!

Some say we haven't been to the moon.. I say show them this wonderful drawing as clear evidence of such!

"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard" - John Kennedy

He was talking about dicks I think.

JFK was indeed a man who knew the value of the dick!

It's both limp and erect at the same time.. We call it "Pushin' noodle" up here in Canada.

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